Fictitious Reality

thempress:

thislexicalgap:

ok i’ll stop now

I googled to find this. Here ya go. 

(Source: lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager)

phantomserenity:

thorilyhammered:

siffy:

I have this headcanon where Steve’s son is born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)

#THIS IS WHAT TRUE PAIN FEELS LIKE

Oh the feels

attentiondeficit-squirrel:

“Puny God”

jackietastic:

amazonqueenkate:

sweaterkittensahoy:

amazonqueenkate:

crimson-sun:

I don’t know what’s going on here, but Tony - if you’re trying to sell something, Bruce sure ain’t buying it.

This looks like a scene from Avengers: The Musical.

Tony: “We can do science!”

Bruce: “No we can’t.”

Tony: “Science all the time!”

Bruce: “Uh, pretty sure we can’t … “

Tony: “We can do science!”

Bruce: “Are you listening?”

Tony: “With my money and your mind!”

Bruce: ” … clearly not.”

Tony: “And I know what you’re thinking.”

Bruce: “Mmm-hmm.”

Tony: “You’re thinking ‘where do we start?’”

Bruce: “No, I’m not.”

Tony: “We start with science—”

Bruce: “Yes, I get that.”

Tony: “—science from the heart!”

Bruce: “Did you … just say science from the heart? You? Are you feeling okay?”

And then there is the second verse.

Wherein Bruce agrees upon science from the heart.

Honey, I’m gonna need that second verse right now.

Bruce: “I don’t do science.”

Tony: “Yeah, you do.”

Bruce: “No, I heal the sick, the needy, the poor!

I don’t do science.”

Tony: “Well, you do.”

Bruce: “And think of all that’s in store!

I have a habit of ruining cities—

Of ripping whole blocks apart!

It’s not safe for me to be science,

Even science from the heart.”

Tony: “The problem here is that you lack imagination.”

Bruce: “The problem here is that I could level the nation.”

Tony: “The problem here is you want to walk and not run.”

Bruce: “The problem here is that I’m a loaded gun!

You just can’t see the root of my issues—”

Tony: “You can’t see the sweet through the tart!”

Bruce: “You really think all my problems can be solved

by science from the heart?”

[Spoken bridge]

Tony: “Just think about it, Bruce. 10 floors, R&D candyland, and a guy in an iron suit to catch all the blows you want to aim at—I dunno, parallel parkers and pedestrians. Go ahead. Give it a try.”

Bruce: “Tony … “

Tony: “Please? Just once?”

Bruce: “I—I think I’m willing to try science.”

Tony: “Yes!”

Bruce: “But not solely because of you.

I’m willing to try science—”

Tony: “Doesn’t matter why.”

Bruce: “For all the good I can do.

And if I’m gonna balance my karma,

I guess this is a good place to start.”

Tony & Bruce: “We’re starting with science:

Science from the heart!”

OH MY GOD

I LOVE THE INTERNET

I LOVE FANDOM

I LOVE THE INTERNET SO MUCH. 

balphesian:

THE ADVENTURES OF HIPSTER LOKI AND THOR BRODINSON.

I giggled. This is also for the girls (SlytherinMistress and Jackietastic!) because again, they care.

For Jackietastic and SlytherinMistress because they care.

(Source: linapotter)

cleolinda:

(via Avengers on Parade (RIP Maurice Sendak) by ~AgarthanGuide on deviantART)

Image description: the Avengers parade in the style of Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are,drawn sort of like children, I guess? Left to right: Captain America saluting; Iron Man (well, yes, obviously children have scruffy goatees) with Loki’s staff; Black Widow with a grey banner reading “Shield!”; Hawkeye looking kind of—suspiciously at Hulk behind him? Seriously, I don’t know what his deal is; Hulk drawn as one of the Wild Things, about twice as big as everyone else; a very cheerful Thor brandishing his hammer; and Loki, head bowed and mouth covered, on a leash that Thor is holding (seriously? I’m not a Loki fangirl but that is way harsh, Tai).

Thus concludes our morning of adorable Avengers fan art. Maybe.

tokidokifish:

totallytruetrivia:

After filming 2011’s Thor, director Kenneth Branagh noticed that the prop hammer -Mjolnir - had gone missing, distressing the famous director who had planned to keep it as a memento. Actor Tom Hiddleston, a longtime friend of Branagh’s, is reported to have taken the prop. He currently has no plans to return it, and is “not sorry.”

#IN WHICH TOM HIDDLESTON IS ACTUALLY LOKI

Look at your man. Now back at Loki. Now back at your man. Now back to Loki. Sadly, he isn’t Loki. But if he stopped using lady-scented body wash and switched to Asgard Spice, he could smell like Loki. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re in Asgard with the god of mischief that your man could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at Loki. He has it. It’s a casket from Jotunheim holding two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Asgard Spice and not a lady. Loki’s on a horse.

For Jackietastic and SlytherinMistress. 

(Source: bartonesque)

jainz:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

Even more awkward, Sleipnir is Odin’s steed.